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I Can Speak

English

I Would Describe Myself As

So, here we are...the ole' description section. Well, here a goes nothin:
I am my houseplants favorite singer. I am strong and open jars with my man hands with ease. My Poseidon-like beard makes women stare (eyes up here, ladies), and men close-shave in fear. I am also soft and sensitive and when I was little I cried at the end of Oliver and Company because 'WhY DiD oNLy OLiVeR GET A FOREVER HOME?!". Still in shock over that one. I love dogs, lattes, yoga, travel, cooking, listening, opening doors before you even THINK of doing it yourself, plus all the other stuff you like. I have traveled so much I forget where I am from. The main man with the game plan, the dad bod with the rad job. Domesticated AF: my house is stupid clean RN. That's me. You're welcome, universe.

So, what could possibly be wrong with him you ask? Well, I snore sometimes, not all the time, just sometimes!). I'm annoyingly optimistic (trust, it might bug you), I am bit chubby, but not like, crazy, just...thicc, CHONK. I talk a lot, but in my defense I have a lot of interesting sh*t to say, I lose my car keys in the house, like once a week.

You're turn. Who are you? You look great today, BTW. The thing with your hair is working. Get it, girl.

Sign

Aquarius

My Body Type Is

A Few Extra Pounds

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

My Hair Is

Dark Blonde

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Computers / Electronic

My Job Title Is

Employee Experience

I Make This Much In A Year

$100,000USD To $150,000USD

I Live

Alone

I have

HSV-2 (herpes type 20)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Class Clown

My Social Behavior Is

Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Party Starter, Outgoing, Strange

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Photography, Exercising, Reading, Learning, Music, Tv, Movies, Dancing, Travel, Cooking, Camping, Volunteering, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Partying, Staying At Home, Trying New Things, The Movies, Drinking, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum

An Ideal First Date Would Be

Dinner or drinks. Let's go for a drive somewhere. Let's go to an event and tell everyone at the party a different story on how we met.

I've Always Wanted To Try

eating and drinking my way through Italy.

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Goofy

My Religion Is

Buddhist / Taoist

I Attend Services

Once A Month

My Political Views Are

Very Liberal

My Goal In Life Is

to take care of myself, my mom, and my brother. To leave the world a little better. To show compassion to those in need. To eat Pizza.

My Kind Of Humor Is

Campy, Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Slapstick, Raunchy, Sadistic

On Tv, I Always Watch

News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Instructional, Movies, Reality Shows, Re-runs

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Horror, Thriller

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Biography, Business, Comic, Computers, Fantasy, Fiction, History, Humor, Instructional, Music, Nature, Philosophy, Political, Religious, Satire, Science, Technical

My Idea Of Fun Is

Exploring somewhere new.

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Date, Intimate, Committed