This English teacher loves to laugh
goodforher
Castro Valley, California | Woman Seeking A Man
Basic Information
First name
Amy
I Would Describe Myself As
It’s true: I teach 9th grade English, so I can tell you all about their latest interests and slang (I know what everything means but I use it wrong on purpose to annoy them). It also means I have some crazy stories about fart bombs and jalapeños and…you see the picture.
I’m a plus-size lady with a passion for animals and our climate: I don’t eat meat, but I do eat eggs, dairy, and fish (I don’t feel bad for fish).
I have a dog, Princess; a cat, Rory (or “Bonkers” or “Prince Potato”); and an eight foot long jungle carpet python. His name is Admiral Cuddles. 🐍 ❤️
I’m looking for, ideally, something long-term, monogamous, that eventually leads to combining lives, moving in, and getting married (for taxes, healthcare, or if we see it as a natural next step).
Not interested in having kids of my own, but I’ll love yours!
I’m a plus-size lady with a passion for animals and our climate: I don’t eat meat, but I do eat eggs, dairy, and fish (I don’t feel bad for fish).
I have a dog, Princess; a cat, Rory (or “Bonkers” or “Prince Potato”); and an eight foot long jungle carpet python. His name is Admiral Cuddles. 🐍 ❤️
I’m looking for, ideally, something long-term, monogamous, that eventually leads to combining lives, moving in, and getting married (for taxes, healthcare, or if we see it as a natural next step).
Not interested in having kids of my own, but I’ll love yours!
Sign
Aquarius
Appearance & Situation
My Body Type Is
Big And Beautiful
My Height Is
5' 5 (1.65 m)
My Ethnicity Is
Caucasian