Code Monkey seeks FWB bud for naked play

I Can Speak

English, Binary

I Would Describe Myself As

Laid back, soft-spoken, not too serious, funny, masculine, respectful, former IT professional guy who loves to touch and be touched. People in relationships talk and share; that creates a lasting bond. I'm looking to spend some time becoming friends while we do naked cuddling and fondling maybe every couple of weeks(?) and "on call" for the occasional need by either of us (cold nights, bad days, or just because). Not looking to date. Love staying in and watching Netflix (scifi in particular) while cuddling, or just talking and chillin'. Showers are good, too, if there's room for two. :D Sleepovers would be nice eventually. I'm only out to a few close friends so looking for something discreet.

I can be somewhat shy at first and I don't dominate conversations, but then my congenital curiosity kicks in and once a fascinating topic comes up I'll likely ask lots of questions. Besides movies I spend a LOT of time staying current on the latest tech hardware (IoT! Alexa!) but mainly I'm a Code Monkey at heart.

SWM, two-hundred-ten lb, uncut. Not a Calvin Klein model!

I think the male body is awesome and love the tactile feedback and energy exchange I get from having mutual full-body contact with another naked guy. I like the thrill of peeling clothes off of guys and getting to the birthday suit underneath, and welcome the same. Love having my nut sack fondled. I've only been with a few guys so I do not have a ton of experience. I'd welcome improving my handjob skills.

With my HSV1 status I avoid unprotected blow jobs. I have very rare cold sore outbreaks.

Not into the gay scene.
Not into anal.

I value communication skills so we'll exchange a few emails as we discover common interests before we talk/chat/meet. I'm Oxford Comma friendly!

Even if we don't end up ever meeting, we could just exchange sexy emails (fantasies) to get each other off.

I don't do drugs but I'm OK if you want to do 420.

Keep calm and be horny! And be excellent to each other!

Sign

Pisces

My Body Type Is

Curvy

My Height Is

5' 10 (1.78 m)

My Eyes Are

Hazel

My Ethnicity Is

Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

No

My Best Feature Is

Smile

Body Art

Wouldn't Even Think About It

My Hair Is

Silver

I Have One Or More Of These

Other

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

High School Diploma

My Speciality Is

Computers / Electronic

I Live

With Roomate(s)

I have

HSV-1 (herpes type 10)

At Home

Friends Come Over Occasionally

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

No

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Reserved, Shy, Observant, Anti-social, Friendly, Comedic

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Movies, Internet, Computers

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Tv

I've Always Wanted To Try

Docking

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Raunchy

My Religion Is

Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Not Sure

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Obscure, Raunchy

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Animation, Thriller, Adult

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Pop

When I Read, I Always Read

News, Comic, Computers, Fiction, Humor, Instructional, Science, Science Fiction, Technical, Romance, Erotica

My Idea Of Fun Is

computer troubleshooting, watching movies at home or at a friend's house, talking about the latest in tech, getting off, watching another guy get off

What Do You Find Attractive?

Wit, Sensitivity, Empathy, Humor, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence

What Do You Look For?

Sense of humor, conversationalist, masculine, usually attracted to white guys, single/widowed/divorced (I'm not going to be THAT GUY that ends up streaking naked out the back door of your place when your significant other comes home unexpectedly!). I'm friendly to guys who are inexperienced and/or curious about intimacy with another guy.

So what about you? Boxers? Briefs? Pouch? Y-fly?
Cocksox? Jock strap? "C-shape" G-strings (thongs)? FleshLight? Mac OS X? Unix? Linux? Windows 10? Windows 3.1? DOS 2.0? CP/M? Hollerith? Snuggling by the warmth of vacuum tubes?

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Internet Buddy, Friend, Intimate